Ear vacuum cleaner
Another invention that sucks, literally. At least it is not USB…
Want to leave a lasting impression at work or show what you feel about current working conditions? Then the
Hannibal Lecter Stance Angle chair is something for you:
nut case Reclined Standing position has a lot to offer:
This is one of the most unique of the four postures. It provides optimal blood flow, improves respiratory function and alleviates any pressure on your buttocks
There are plenty of stories about bloggers being fired for blogging, but this is the first time I hear about someone being jailed for 14 years for blogging:
An Iranian blogger accused of spying and counter-revolutionary activities has been jailed for 14 years. Newspaper editor Arash Sigarchi - whose blog criticised an Iranian crackdown on similar websites which has resulted in around 20 arrests - was himself cuffed in January on charges of "espionage, insulting the founder of Iran's Islamic Republic, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomenei, and current Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei", the BBC reports.
FRENCHVILLE, Maine - Northern winds have been sending a stench of manure from across the Canadian border, the people in this St. John Valley town are tired of holding their noses. "It smells like acid or sulfur, and it's really strong. The last couple of weeks have been really bad," Frenchville Town Manager Philip Levesque said. "It's an international problem."
Percy Thibeault, a resident of the area most affected by the smells, said a committee called Citizens for Clean Air has been formed to deal with the odor. ... "It's affected our quality of life," Thibeault said. "We can't have barbecues, can't open windows and doors because of the smell. It's a nuisance."
What do you do when you can't drink due to a medical problem with the throat? You get your wife to give you a sherry enema:
The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.
"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.
Turner said police think she gave him at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema on May 21. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5 liter bottles."
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
A British army pilot has been disciplined by senior officers for using a tank-busting helicopter to deliver a pizza to his girlfriend.
Rory has started the NeoWikiDiki A totally unreliable dictionary. It’s meant to demonstrate how crappy a globally administered and authored reference can be
This should be great fun. Some of the definitions he's put up already;
Craptionary (N.) -
Green (n.) -
Definition: The color of bronchital sputal discharge.
Something (n.) -
Definition: What McDonald's hamburgers are made out of.
Richard was off on vacation after shopping for beer when his car was caught in a avalanche. Trying to dig his way out he quickly realized that the snow would fill the the car before he would get out. Considering the problem over a cold beer he came up with the plan that saved his life: dig the snow in the car and piss on it to melt it. Keeping a steady flow was no problem with the car full of beer.
60 pints later the rescue people found him
walking staggering around drunk and hurting but happy:
I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.
Via [The Register]