DIY hot water

Come again? Rumpology? For a cool $125 and a picture of your butt you can have your future told by Sylvester's mother, Jackie Stallone.
Staring at hairy butts (check out the examples on the site) is not my idea of fun but boobology has a nice ring to it. I'm sure you can say about about a woman from them and being paid $125 to look at them doesn't sound half bad.
Thanks for the tip Alberto
I never realized that cow farts are a major threat to the ozone layer. A more politically correct version can be found on nineMSN.
My Windows Live Mail inbox is possessed:
666 messages about the Microsoft Windows Speech Server beta program I joined before I went on vacation...
Toronto Sun warns of crap pick-pockets in Germany:
BERLIN -- Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros ($11,100) from a man by throwing feces at him and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said yesterday.