One avalanche and 60 pints of beer later
Richard was off on vacation after shopping for beer when his car was caught in a avalanche. Trying to dig his way out he quickly realized that the snow would fill the the car before he would get out. Considering the problem over a cold beer he came up with the plan that saved his life: dig the snow in the car and piss on it to melt it. Keeping a steady flow was no problem with the car full of beer.
60 pints later the rescue people found him
walking staggering around drunk and hurting but happy:
I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.
Via [The Register]