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One avalanche and 60 pints of beer later

Richard Kral pissed his way out of a car trapped in an avalanche after drinking 60 pints of beer.

Richard was off on vacation after shopping  for beer when his car was caught in a avalanche. Trying to dig his way out he quickly realized that the snow would fill the the car before he would get out. Considering the problem over a cold beer he came up with the plan that saved his life: dig the snow in the car and piss on it to melt it. Keeping a steady flow was no problem with the car full of beer.

60 pints later the rescue people found him walking staggering around drunk and hurting but happy:

I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there.

Via [The Register]