Thursday, September 14, 2006

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How to give more than 100% at work

What can you do when your boss asks you give more than 100% at work?


Assigning one number to each letter in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


We get the following:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


One key for working well is "K N O W L E D G E":
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


Good, but not enough. Let's try with some "H A R D  W O R K":
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


Still not enough. What about some "A T T I T U D E"?
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


Very good but still not over 100%. Maybe some "B U L L S H I T" helps?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


Better than doing knowledge, hard work and attitude, but the only way to give more than 100% is by…
"K I S S I N G  A S S"
11+9+19+19+9+14+7+1+19+19= %127


Thanks for the tip Rik

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