Men & Women: the difference
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he needs.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
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