The Perfect Man and the Perfect WomanOnce upon a time,
a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course,
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a
winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was it?
* scroll down for the answer *
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
as a perfect man.
* Women stop reading here, that is the end of
the joke. *
* Men keep scrolling. *
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been driving. This explains
why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're
reading this, this illustrates another point:
women never listen either.