Tuesday, December 4, 2007


Training courses now available for women

1.      Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no Woman has gone before.
2.      Parties: Going without new outfits
3.      Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until after the football game.
4.      Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first
5.      Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking
6.      Communication Skills 3: Getting What you Want, Without Nagging
7.      Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
8.      Telephone Skills: How to hang up
9.      Introduction to Parking
10.     Introduction to Petrol
11.     Advanced Parking: Reversing into a space
12.     Advanced Petrol: How to take the filler cap off
13.     Water retention: Fact or Fat
14.     Cooking 1: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
15.     Cooking 2: How Not to Inflict Your Diet on other people
16.     PMT: Your Problem...Not His
17.     Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To
18.     Sex - It's for the Married Couple too
19.     Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes you already have
20.     Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence only Women notice

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