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How to give more than 100% at work

What can you do when your boss asks you give more than 100% at work?

Assigning one number to each letter in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

We get the following:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

One key for working well is "K N O W L E D G E":
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

Good, but not enough. Let's try with some "H A R D  W O R K":
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Still not enough. What about some "A T T I T U D E"?
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Very good but still not over 100%. Maybe some "B U L L S H I T" helps?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Better than doing knowledge, hard work and attitude, but the only way to give more than 100% is by…
"K I S S I N G  A S S"
11+9+19+19+9+14+7+1+19+19= %127

Thanks for the tip Rik

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Baby toupee

The gift for the baby that has everything, a baby toupee:

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DIY hot water

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Rumpology?

Come again? Rumpology? For a cool $125 and a picture of your butt you can have your future told by Sylvester's mother, Jackie Stallone.

Staring at hairy butts (check out the examples on the site) is not my idea of fun but boobology has a nice ring to it.  I'm sure you can say about about a woman from them and being paid $125 to look at them doesn't sound half bad.

Thanks for the tip Alberto

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Flatulence free cows in New Zealand

I never realized that cow farts are a major threat to the ozone layer.  A more politically correct version can be found on nineMSN.

 

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My Windows Live Mail Inbox is possessed

My Windows Live Mail inbox is possessed:

666 messages about the Microsoft Windows Speech Server beta program I joined before I went on vacation...

 

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Crap robbery

Toronto Sun warns of crap pick-pockets in Germany:

BERLIN -- Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros ($11,100) from a man by throwing feces at him and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said yesterday.