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Airline mechanics with a sense of humor

This one made me laugh out loud.

Qantas pilots fill out complaint sheets which they give to the mechanics. They fix the problems and return the sheet before the next flight. The pilots have fun flying, so it is only fair that the mechanics have fun filling in the forms.

P = The problem logged by the pilot
S = The solution and action taken by mechanics

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: Aircraft handles funny. 
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

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How to avoid crying when cutting/chopping onions

I got this strange advice a few weeks ago:

Stick out your tounge while you cut / chop the onions and you will no longer have problems with watering eyes

I did not believe it but I have tried it several times and it works...
( at least the kids have fun while helping me with dinner :-)

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Some tattoos look good, ...

but some tattoos look like crap:

Or is it a bad case of The Black Plague?

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24x7 Chick Cam

No, not the kind of chicks you think off. These are real chicks that go cluck:

HenTV, based in Weston-super-Mare, South West England, lets you follow the life of the birds 24 hours a day.

The most reliable place on the net to check the status of the Bird Flu in the UK?

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Games that scare the crap out of you

wham! reviews the top 5 games that scare the crap out of you:

• Resident Evil 4


• The Suffering: Ties that bind


• Doom 3


• F.E.A.R.:


• Condemned: criminal origins

This screen shot from Resident Evil 4 gives you the idea what they are talking about:

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Too many bad news? Try the Good News Blog

Not everything on the net is crap. Get your daily dose of anti-crap on the Good News Blog

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When instant messaging becomes instant addiction

'Steven' sent 300 e-mails per day to his girlfriend (more than 1 mail every 2 minutes) and spent $8000 on SMS/text messaging in a year!!!

He was sending about 700 texts a week and resigned from his job after bosses found out he had sent 8,000 e-mails in one month.
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"On any one day, he was sending about 300 e-mails to his girlfriend. He was texting her every day and probably spending £20 to £30 a week on texts."
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