Harmonic oscillations
How to explain harmonic oscillations to an engineer:
How to explain it to the average male:
Thanks Mik!
How to explain harmonic oscillations to an engineer:
How to explain it to the average male:
Thanks Mik!
I wouldn't call it crap but I wouldn't pay 23 million dollars for it either:
Swash, the toilet seat of tomrorrow:
You walk into your bathroom and sit down on your Swash contoured and comfortably heated toilet seat. When finished, you simply press a button for a posterior or feminine wash and you are met with a warm, aerated water spray. You can dry yourself with the warm air dryer or pat-dry with a small amount of toilet paper. You leave your bathroom shower-fresh as the gentle-closing lid slowly lowers behind you
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Believe it or not; these kids are twins:
A mixed-race British mom gave birth to twins recently — one of each. No, not a boy and a girl. Two girls — one black, the other white. The odds of such a birth are about a million to one, experts said.
"It was a shock when I realized that my twins were two different colors," Kylie Hodgson, 19, told London's Daily Mail. "But it doesn't matter to us — they are just our two gorgeous little girls."
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Microsoft Office Student and Teacher Edition 2003 advertisement from New Zealand:
Full story in The Register
Now this is a bumper sticker to put on your car before the next company meeting:
(A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap)
The city of San Francisco wants to turn the ~6.000 tons of dog waste each year into energy. Yes, 6.000 tons of crap!
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- City officials are hoping to harness the power of dog waste in this dog-friendly city where animal feces make up nearly 4 percent of residential waste.
San Franciscans already recycle more than 60 percent of their garbage, but officials hope to turn into energy the 6,500 tons (5,897 metric tons) of dog waste a year -- nearly as much as disposable diapers, according to the city.
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The droppings will be tossed into a contraption called a methane digester, which is basically a tank in which bacteria feed on feces for weeks to create methane gas.
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Methane digesters are nothing new. The technology was introduced in Europe about 20 years ago, and more than 600 farm-based digesters are in operation there. Nine are in use on California dairy farms, and chicken and hog farms elsewhere in the United States also use them.
Via Lone Star Times
Spraying it on is one thing, but how do you take it off?
China's first liquid condom ... dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray ...