Tuesday, December 4, 2007


Training courses now available for women

1.      Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no Woman has gone before.
2.      Parties: Going without new outfits
3.      Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until after the football game.
4.      Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first
5.      Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking
6.      Communication Skills 3: Getting What you Want, Without Nagging
7.      Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
8.      Telephone Skills: How to hang up
9.      Introduction to Parking
10.     Introduction to Petrol
11.     Advanced Parking: Reversing into a space
12.     Advanced Petrol: How to take the filler cap off
13.     Water retention: Fact or Fat
14.     Cooking 1: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
15.     Cooking 2: How Not to Inflict Your Diet on other people
16.     PMT: Your Problem...Not His
17.     Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To
18.     Sex - It's for the Married Couple too
19.     Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes you already have
20.     Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence only Women notice

Monday, December 3, 2007


Hers and his garage

Saturday, December 1, 2007


The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

Once upon a time,
  a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
  After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
  wedding. Their life together  was, of course,
  One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
  couple was driving their perfect car along a
  winding road, when they noticed someone at the
  side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
  couple, they stopped to help.
  There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of    
  toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
  the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
  Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
  Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
  Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
  and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
  Only one of them survived the accident.
  Who was it?
       * scroll down for the answer *
  The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
  really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
  there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
  as a perfect man.
       * Women stop reading here, that is the end of
       the joke. *
       * Men keep scrolling. *
  So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
  the woman must have been driving. This explains
  why there was a car accident.
  By the way, if you're a woman and you're    
  reading this, this illustrates another point:
  women never listen either.