Monday, December 27, 2004

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The perfect name for a developer: Variable

From Yahoo News: Oddly enough



SANTA FE, N.M. - Just in time for Christmas, Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got a gift from the state Court of Appeals: a name change. The Albuquerque resident's new name will be Variable.


With a name like Snaphappy Fishsuit I would change it as well. And at least the new name is better than foobar (in the army sense of the word)

Friday, December 24, 2004

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2004 Asshole of the Year Awards

kuro5hin has the nominees for the 2004 Asshole of the Year Awards

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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Creative packaging and airport security

I packed some liquid Italian delicatessen Sunday before a flight early Monday morning. Security was a high priority, as I wanted to make sure it did not break and damage the other contents of the suitcase.


The engineer in me was pretty proud of my invention: 2 metallic espresso coffee containers and some bubblewrap made a very secure container for my gift.


Too secure...


Airport security probably went on red alert when my tube went through the metal detectors.


I'm just glad they did not do a full body cavity search when I landed. Still waiting for the suitcase to arrive. Hope they're not organizing a SWAT team to meet me when I finally get to pick up the suitcase.


 

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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USB Madness: torture instruments and air purifiers

There are a lot of useful USB devices out there but I'd rather pass on the USB Eye Massager.




USB Eye Massager is the latest-designed  health care Product specially for the Person which long time use their eyes, Such as the Computer operator. The product could relax the stress of the Eyes. and make your whole body in the situation of the unstressing by the product vibration.


I use my eyes the whole day, thank you very much, and hope to do so for a long time to come. This thing looks just plain wicked and more like a torture instrument than something that makes me relax.


The guys at EC21 definitely has a lot of fantasy:




USB Plug In Piezo-Ionizer For Computer designing specially for Computer Operator. It could substantially prevent the inhalation of toxic particles such as smoke, dust, dangerous particles in office. At same time irritating the function of blood-Creation, improving the immunity, relaxing your pressure when you long time inhale the negative ions.


Via [i4u]


 


Tuesday, December 14, 2004

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Bubblewrap: Once you pop you can't stop

The tranquilizing effect of bubble wrap. Just what the doctor orders when your boss drives you crazy. Put on the headset and click away.


You can also try the insane bubble wrap version without a headset if you want to break the balls of your cubicle colleagues.

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Desktop Search disappointments

All the big search players are working on desktop search:




Scoble has posted a Desktop Search Reviewers' Guide. My top evaluation criteria are:



  1. Quality of search results
  2. Speed
  3. Price

 


MSN Desktop search - KO
Why include other crap like a password manager, pop up blocker etc? These are separate products and features that I makes sense to use independently of the desktop search feature. At the moment I'm using Maxthon which offers all the features anyway.


I didn't get very far with the evaluation though as the setup gave me the following error:



MSN Toolbar Suite cannot be installed because your version of Windows I not supported. MSN Toolbar Suite requires Windows 2000 SP4 or later or Windows XP.


Microsoft's obsession with XP is really starting to annoy me. I'm using Windows 2003 on my laptop and I'm unable to install the latest software like Windows Media Player 10 and other software like Photo Story 3 that require a "Genuine Windows Validation"


Google Desktop Search - KO


I didn't get further with Google Desktop Search either:



Google Desktop Search is not currently compatible with another program on your system. You will need to uninstall this program if you would like to install Google Desktop Search. The following may help to identify the program:


Different network providers:
WinSock Proxy [udp]
MSAFD Tcpip [RAW/IP]
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Firewall Client\wswsp.dll


I01


Click OK to report this problem to Google, or click cancel to exit without reporting the problem.


Looks like I'll continue to use the Advanced Search in Outlook for finding my mails and findstr for everything else

Monday, December 13, 2004

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Playing with fire

I knew that playing with fire was dangerous but it looks like playing with lava is even worse: Exploding lava lamp kills man



A 24 year old man left a lava lamp on his stove, and it exploded. A shard of glass pieced his heart, killing him instantly.


Via [Boing Boing]