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Baby billboard

I have no words: Baby Billboard

The suburban Philadelphia mom-to-be is inviting advertisers to put their names on her child's clothing and baby goods, saying the ads are sure to get noticed.

"Everyone looks at babies. We're going to be out and about all the time," said Michele Hutchison, 26, whose second child is due in June.

Hutchison, a stay-at-home mother, has placed notices on the Web sites Craigslist and eBay seeking bids of at least $1,000 for the rights for one month.

She got the idea after learning of a woman who offered to have advertisements tattooed on her body.

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Paris Hilton Spicy BBQ Burger

Can you spot the Spicy BBQ Burger in the ad with Paris Hilton?

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The most crap things on Earth

Mark Frauenfelder's new book World's Worst: A Guide to the Most Disgusting, Hideous, Inept and Dangerous, People, Places and Things on Earth is the ultimate guide to the most crap things on earth

(a crap looking cover for a book on crap)

 

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Spring allergies

Nothing breaks my balls like a spring allergy.

The last couple of years I have gotten worse and worse “spring allergies”. Waking up with a runny nose and sneezing like mad. A major pain when you drive motor cycle to work. Especially since I seem to have a design bug: I close my eyes when I sneeze...

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Waking up the hard way

The last dial at the back of my alarm clock went missing after countless falls to the floor. I lost it at the worst possible moment: when the alarm was set at 6:30.

With no way to adjust the time or the alarm, I have been forced to wake up by torture the last few days: the clock rings, I hit snooze, it rings again, I hit snooze again and so on. I repeat until I get fed up or for half an hour whatever happens first.

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"Dirty" kindergarten drawing

One of my kids got this drawing/template to color today in kindergarten:

Do I have a dirty imagination or do you see what I see in this picture?

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Oracle has a bad day

Even the best make mistakes:

Thanks Mik