Saturday, January 1, 2005


Hot moments

It may happen...
that you have been out skiing on a cold winter day. Everything, that can be, is frozen. You shake off the snow, take off the ski boots and head for the thing you have been dreaming of the last hours: the warm oven.

The very warm oven.

As you stand there, you finally start to feel warm all over and enjoy life again. The heat spreads through the body and you feel like a man again. But something else is spreading as well. The smell of burning wood is mixed with a bad smell. The smoke rising over your shoulders gets your attention.  You step away and turn around...


2 seconds later you are butt naked in front of a mirror checking your behind for permanent damage...

I haven't seen the naked butt of the victim but he sits without problems so it can't be too bad.

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