Wednesday, January 5, 2005


Worst excuses for driving too fast

Speed For Life has collected the top 10 execuses for being caught driving to fast in Northumbria over the past year:.

  1. I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFOs in the distance. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.

  2. I was in the airport's flight path and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car

  3. I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet

  4. There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit

  5. My friend had just chopped his fingers off and I was rushing the fingers to hospital

  6. The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera

  7. I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets

  8. A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator

  9. There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned

  10. The only way I could demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate madly.



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