Monday, January 3, 2005

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Are you a Squatter?

What is this?

A support seat for someone with a particularly large butt? No, it's the squatters platform:



Two-thirds of humanity use the squatting position to answer the call of nature.
In those cultures, appendicitis, diverticulosis, hemorrhoids, colitis, prostate disorders and colon cancer are virtually unknown ...


Not only that, it apparently makes you get rid of more crap as well



Recommended by doctors and yoga teachers for easier and more complete elimination.



Wow! I guess my colon should thank me for moving to Italy where public bath rooms are Turkish toilets holes in the floor  (finding a clean one can be difficult at times)


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Not to be confused with the other type of squatting

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