Tuesday, January 18, 2005


Crap country lyrics

Heavy metal lyrics can be bad, but country lyrics are worse. The Country Western Song Generator allows you to make even the most creative country artist jealous:

I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
    and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye. 

Via [linkfilter.net]


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