Man Mistakenly Cuts Off "Chicken", Dog Eats It
I don't believe this; how is it possible to walk outside in your underwear and by mistake cut of your own dick mistaking it for a chicken?
The report said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
What did the chicken do in the guys underwear in the first case? Or, did the guy 'choke the chicken' and get confused at a crucial moment?
On second thought, I don't want to know.
Via [Yahoo - Oddly Enough]